I wish I knew the author so I can look up their other work.
Makes me laugh every time ...
Thank you letter from an old lady:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon.
I am 84 years old and live at a home for the Aged.
All of my family has passed away.
I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me.
God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces.
It was awful and she was in tears.
Her distress over the broken radio touched me and I knew this was God's way of answering my prayers.
She asked if she could listen to mine.
I told her to fuck off.